The great Erma Bombeck once observed, "Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-o to a tree." And so in keeping with this eminent sage's philosophy, I'd like to put forth one of my opinions on the art of child-rearing:
Putting your school-age children to bed at night it like trying to stuff ...
Last night, moments before bedtime, my sister informed me that it was National Give a Homemade Gift Day. Not wanting to miss out on the spirit of the holiday, I promptly grabbed a sheet of paper from my printer, crumpled it into a loose ball and presented it to her, saying, "Happy National Homemade ...