Feature List - Humor
Joseph Raglione
November 21, 2009
It is strange how far we have not come.
John W. Sammon
November 21, 2009
Can you see the logic?
The close relationship, the natural progression, from one thought to the next?
Each year at Christmas we celebrate the birth of a First Century AD Galilean holy man and prophet, who preached, according to what we find in the Bible, humility, forbearance, sweetness and frug...
Chris Q Fenton
November 20, 2009
One of the areas in our body that is least likely to develop fat is the neck, not unless you are really fat which sometimes makes your face bigger therefore leaving no space between your neck and face. How to lose neck fat? Well in order to lose your neck fat you need to lose weight generally. Although there are neck exercises that you can do in order to lose that fat that is present in the neck.
Dan Liftman
November 20, 2009
Not all are hailin' Palin
Joseph Raglione
November 20, 2009
What kind of soap do you use to wash Hogs? Is Hogwashing a sport?
Joseph Raglione
November 20, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the enemy is at the gates. They have more arrows (dollars) than we do but have faith, we can organize faster and better than they can...>
Joseph --
Hundreds of insurance company lobbyists. Millions in TV ads from anti-reform organizations. Countl...
Anietie John Ukpe
November 20, 2009
I am not surprised and you should not be too. One Referee Tom Ovrebo is to blame and no one else. Henry was a part of the Barcelona FC team which held Chelsea FC to a one-all draw in the infamous match at Stamford Bridge which saw this referee Tom Ovrebo deny the latter four strong penalty appeals. At least two of the penalty appeals were on ball handling, but the referee turned a blind eye. This incident must have proved to Henry that he should try the famous words in Colin Powell´s bestselling book The Leadership Secrets of Collin Powell, that you never know what you can get away with, until you try.
Joseph Raglione
November 20, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the way the Republicans are carrying on in Washington, you'd think each one was being forced to swallow a Pint of Castor Oil! The Health Bill is not a bad thing, it is a good thing, and it will protect U.S. citizens. If Republicans don't like it, they c...
Frank A. Hilario
November 19, 2009
MANILA - Are you looking for a miracle in Copenhagen in December? So am I. Only a miracle can save the day for climate change in that premier city of Northern Europe, Scandinavia's "most fantastic city" (Copenhagen.com). This city has the oldest monarchy in the world. Some things never cha...
John W. Sammon
November 19, 2009
I call for an immediate attack on Saudi Arabia to take over their oil and to install an American-backed regime in Riyadh friendlier to the United States. It's been eight whole years, and we haven't attacked a third country yet. We only attack countries weaker and smaller than ourselves. It was Saud...
Chris Q Fenton
November 19, 2009
Lately, the biggest craze in technology and entertainment is to watch movies online cinema. You would no longer need to fall in line to buy tickets at your favorite movie houses and get yourself cramped up inside while the movie is playing. What you will need to do is to just sit back and relax while you are playing your favorite movie through internet access.
B. Elwin Sherman
November 18, 2009
Ahh ... I get it now! The party of the second part has no standing whatsoever with the party of the first part (with my sincere apologies to Groucho & Chico).
Joseph Raglione
November 18, 2009
GreenPeace Activists Are Going to Court in Alberta Canada. They need your help!
Joseph Raglione
November 17, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, every time I believe your government is doing something good, something bad happens! During the last election, Homo Sexuals lost their right to marry in California, due mainly to the direct economic interference of biased religious organizations. And now, a...
Joseph Raglione
November 17, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, life is hard enough without military dictators creating fear and terror in countries like North Korea. The following is a message from Rohit Mahajan, Media Relations Manager for the Radio Free Asia network...>
Also on www.rfa.org:
Multimedia Journey...
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
In 208 A.D., in the final days of the Han Dynasty, shrewd Prime Minister Cao Cao convinced the fickle Emperor Han the only way to unite all of China
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
"Broken Embraces" is a four-way tale of amour-fou, shot in the style of '50s American film noir at its most hard-boiled, and will mix references to works like Nicholas Ray
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
In Werner Herzog's new film "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans," Nicolas Cage plays a rogue detective who is as devoted to his job as he is at scoring drugs -- while playing fast and loose with the law.
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
The inhabitants of Planet 51 live in fear of alien invasion. Their paranoia is realized when an astronaut arrives from Earth. Befriended by a young resident
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
"The Blind Side" depicts the remarkable true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Touhys
Mariah Joseph
November 16, 2009
Bella Swan is still very much in love with vampire, Edward Cullen. The rest of the vampire coven who call themselves the Cullens, especially Alice, decide to throw Bella a private party for her eighteenth birthday.
Frank A. Hilario
November 15, 2009
The change to change climate change begins with you.
Joseph Raglione
November 15, 2009
Slow change is better than no change but how much slower will they go?
Joseph Raglione
November 14, 2009
What if the United Nations issued United Nations Passports to Stateless people in desperate need?
David Walks-As-Bear
November 13, 2009
Fall used to be about not only raking, but burning leaves, too. Walks-As-Bear notes that you don't always know what lies under that pile.
Vida S Humphreys
November 13, 2009
Walking is one of the easiest ways to improve overall health and decrease your risks of developing a host of degenerative diseases. There is not even a single area of the body that will not benefit from a consistent walking program. It should be your first line of defense against an aging body and health concerns.
Marwa Rakha
November 13, 2009
Bikya Masr reported two stories within a couple of days apart about celebrity blunders and lack of tact. Zahi Hawwas called beyonce stupid and Salma Hayek said she was sexually harassed in Egypt.
Chris Dawkins L
November 13, 2009
Most men hate going on any type of diet for the simple and basic reason that dieting would mean having to watch what you eat, how you eat, and when you eat. However, in order to lose weight, men would have to choose one diet over another, which is often based on the latest diet market fad.
Chris Q Fenton
November 12, 2009
Anxiety is when you feel fearful and tense, for example if you are confronted by an angry person. It can also be a feeling of unease, for example during exams or worrying about an interview. A continuous anxiety can lead to may health problems like depression, high blood pressure, heart attacks, anxiety disorder, emotional distress, stress, panic attacks, obsessive compulsive disorder, anger, agitation, and more. What, then, is the best treatment for panic attacks or anxiety?
Chris Q Fenton
November 12, 2009
Have you ever found yourself in the hospital because you thought you were having a heart attack only to be told later that it was just anxiety? Are you afraid that you might stop breathing because your chest feels tight and your breathing feels erratic? Do you ever feel nervous and afraid that you might lose control or go insane? Have you ever struggled with anxious thoughts that will not stop? Are you nervous and on edge in normal situations that never bothered you before? If you have and if you are, then you may be experiencing from a panic attack or an anxiety attack. But you don´t have to. Panic Away will help you out.
Anietie John Ukpe
November 11, 2009
Well, the ITF would simply set a precedent and determine for the world the real monetary value of a curse, and signify that it is not for a habit the poor should indulge in. Those who can afford it, will continue the tradition as set by sweet Serena…the teenage (sorry, I mean young) 28-year-old woman. ITF would also have proved the ancient Chinese proverb that "crisis and opportunity are different sides of the same coin" by making profit from profanity. All these may not make Serena grow up, but then one wonders whether she is really interested in growing up. For like the baseball great, Chili Davis, said, "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional"
Chris Q Fenton
November 12, 2009
Do you want to know how to treat anxiety attacks? Anxiety attacks are very sudden and discrete periods of intense anxiety which cause physiological arousal, fear, stomach problems, and discomforts that are associated with a variety of somatic and cognitive symptoms. Typically, the onset of these episodes is abrupt and may have no obvious triggers. Experiencing an anxiety attacks is said to be one of the most intensely frightening, upsetting, and uncomfortable experience there is.
Joseph Raglione
November 12, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the following is a good lesson on how Canadian and possibly American politicians are corrupted by special interest groups. Pay especially close attention to the concept of legal loopholes...>
http://www.straightgoods.ca/2009/ViewFeature.cfm?Ref=556&C...
Joseph Raglione
November 12, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, I am a world humanitarian for peace and the ecology and in my current capacity as a political activist and writer, I have one basic goal in life; and that goal is to change the destructive concept of being a universal soldier into the concept of being a...
Joseph Raglione
November 12, 2009
Joseph --
Today, on Veterans Day, my message to you is simple: Thank you. Thank you for your selfless service, for your valor, and for your strength of purpose that make all of us proud to be Americans.
Today, Americans will pause amidst a great conversation about the future of our nation to t...
Daniel Taverne
November 10, 2009
Put on your 'go see' list. This Redneck Christmas Parade is a fun time for all.
Dan Liftman
November 10, 2009
Why the pilots really missed their mark.
Joseph Raglione
November 10, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, when you are finished fixing the United States, can you lend a hand fixing Canada? We need an international protest aimed directly at Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Apparently he and his Conservative government in Ottawa, are deaf to the voices...
Joseph Raglione
November 10, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, it is a great week to be an American! Magnificent changes have being created in Washington and within a few years, when you guys have a parade, any parade, the whole world will march in step with you. Meanwhile, here is the EFFECTOR list...>
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Joseph Raglione
November 10, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, the following has some inside the Senate information you might be interested in reading...>
Joseph -
The last couple of weeks have been intense.
On Saturday, we earned five reasons to be proud: All five Democratic members of Indiana's Congressional...
Joseph Raglione
November 10, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, welcome to a better society where people breath clean air and drink clean water and if by accident or fate, they find themselves in a hospital, they won't be impoverished by medical bills. Welcome to a society where Doctors will be rewarded for keeping ...
William Hughes
November 09, 2009
High comedy will hit Baltimore, on Monday, Nov. 9, 2009. Mayor Sheila Dixon´s trial on theft charges begins. She´s accused of stealing about $1,500 of gift cards slated for the poor. The Mayor denies any wrongdoing. There´s an ex-boyfriend, a developer, in the mix. He´s already copped a plea in another City Hall corruption case and plans to testify against the Mayor. Oh, where is the iconic film maker John Waters when we need him the most?
Chris Q Fenton
November 09, 2009
You and your friends may probably have come up with boat making plans since it is the most practical approach comparing it to buying a new one. It is actually quite simple to begin with. IF you would try to consider the option, you would find out that this would actually help you out in building the boat of your dreams.
Chris Q Fenton
November 09, 2009
One of the main objectives in building a shed roof is to protect you and your belongings from the elements. For this reason, it is very important to ensure that your shed is watertight. Choosing the type of roof that will meet the needs of your shed project is very vital on how to build a shed roof. For high wind areas, hip roofs are good because they are strong and deflect the wind, on the other hand, if you´re after the ease of construction, pent roof is perfect.
Chris Q Fenton
November 09, 2009
For those people who want to know how to build a shed and do remarkable woodworking projects, My Shed Plans by Ryan Henderson is the perfect guide for you. This guide will enable you to discover the techniques and methods of constructing your very own remarkable outdoor sheds and woodwork designs in no time at all.
Frank A. Hilario
November 09, 2009
How to learn creative thinking where you least expect.
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
A serpentine day in the life of ten seemingly disparate women: a porn star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender, a pair of call girls, etc. All of them with one crucial thing in common. Trouble.
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
A young couple find one seemingly ordinary July 4th cleaved in two by the flip of a coin on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
Inspired by the British pirate radio revolution in the '60s, the majority of the film's shoot will take place in a large rusty metal fishing trawler moored off the coast of England in the very waters that kept the rock of the '60s booming into the U.K.
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
Mr. and Mrs. Fox (George Clooney and Meryl Streep) live an idyllic home life with their son Ash (Jason Schwartzman) and visiting young nephew Kristofferson (Eric Anderson). But after 12 years, the bucolic existence proves too much for Mr Fox´s wild animal instincts
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
Three very different teenagers discover that, even in the safe world of a suburban prep school, no one is who she or he appears to be.
Mariah Joseph
November 09, 2009
Never before has a date in history been so significant to so many cultures, so many religions, scientists, and governments. "2012" is an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.
Joseph Raglione
November 09, 2009
we won round one but..."the next phase of this fight has already begun."
Joseph Raglione
November 08, 2009
Carly Fiorina begins negative attack campaign.
Joseph Raglione
November 08, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, as most of you know, I am a Canadian. Unlike most Americans however, the fact that I am a Canadian does not make me particularly proud! The reason is simply because I am an unwilling participant in a crime. Canada, led by our Conservative government, is...
Joseph Raglione
November 07, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, common sense will tell you that poor and destitute American citizens need your protection. The best way to provide that protection is to provide decent health care for poor citizens when they need it most. With decent health care, most citizens will be ...
Joseph Raglione
November 07, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, they continue unabated and unashamed and they are the most horrendous acts Man can impose upon Nature!! I write of the Mountain Top blasting in West Virginia, for the purpose of extracting dirty Coal and which is comparable only to the monstrous hole cr...
Chris Y Jensen
November 06, 2009
Have you been wasting a lot of years of your life being addicted to smoking cigarettes and you finally realized all of the terrible things it can bring to you that's why you're finding all possible means to stop and have a healthier and better life? It's not yet too late for you to live a healthier and better life because there are tons of products to help quit smoking and these products can definitely help you achieve your goal on becoming a quitter for good. Here are some tips on how can you get such helpful product for you to quit smoking:
Joseph Raglione
November 06, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, posting a message on your grocer's post-it board is nothing like this! Here is an opportunity to reach millions of people...>
Dear j,
Today, just one week after launch, the 15,000th supporter of a clean energy future posted a message on The Wall:...
Joseph Raglione
November 06, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the Patriot Act needs fixing and if you don't do it, who will? How important is your personal liberty? If you honestly love Democratic freedom, than contact your Congressman and demand he take action to change and improve the Patriot Act. It must be re...
Frank A. Hilario
November 05, 2009
If we don't change, climate change will change us. If you don't define your terms, who will? If not now, when?
Joseph Raglione
November 05, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the concept of representative government harbors the concept (true or false) that your government Senator is your representative in Washington. In the following sad case, the answer is false! Maybe there is something you could do to change the answer?
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Joseph Raglione
November 05, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the time for change is here and the struggle continues between the top executive directors of the current health care insurance industry and the rest of us. Our problem is that we are controlled and dominated by business executives who do not honestly k...
Frank A. Hilario
November 04, 2009
There's music in dem dar ears!
Chris Y Jensen
November 04, 2009
Two hundred and forty one pages of tips to make you become a better and more good looking person was created by Mark Belmont. How to be Handsome is a detailed approach on how to attract women and perhaps capture their hearts to make them feel that you are indeed the guy that they would want to date.
Chris Y Jensen
November 04, 2009
You might be wondering why at times you would go out and wear your best outfit and wanting to have a grand time. At the same time, you are hoping to strike up a conversation with some ladies that you would have caught your attention. Still, you don't get how the attention that you are craving for is not there. Well, you have to face the facts here.
Arthur L. Ekrem
November 03, 2009
Arthur L. Ekrem
Location: Washington, DC
As reported by http://www.dcbull.com
Joseph Raglione
November 03, 2009
Why are Republicans hunting Alan Grayson?
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
With sheer audacity and utter authenticity, director Lee Daniels tackles "Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire" and creates an unforgettable film that sets a new standard for cinema of its kind. Precious Jones (Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe) is a high-school girl with nothing working in her favor.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
In 1972, a scale of measurement was established for alien encounters. When a UFO is sighted, it is called an encounter of the first kind. When evidence is collected, it is known as an encounter of the second kind. When contact is made with extraterrestrials, it is the third kind.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
What if someone gave you a box containing a button that, if pushed, would bring you a million dollars…but simultaneously take the life of someone you don´t know? Would you do it? And what would...
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
Its a multi-sensory thrill ride re-envisioned by Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Robert Zemeckis, captures the fantastical essence of the classic Dickens tale in a groundbreaking 3-D motion picture event.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
When we say good looking what would be the first thing that comes into your mind? Prim, proper, neat and nice face and proportioned body. These qualities also builds up agood character. It could also be good components of having a good character though character really pertains on the general qualities of a person and the whole package as well. These could also be good looking factors.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
I am sure you would want to know the secret on becoming the woman of his dreams. One thing that you would give anything just to know in order for him to stick around, perhaps forever. Well, there are ways on how to make him feel that you are the one for him and have him drool at your feet. All you need to do is to exert a little effort. After all, things don't happen overnight.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
It's a constant problem among women to fall in love with someone who doesn't notice them in the way they are supposed to. Sure you might go out on dates once in a while, but is he falling for you like the way you are falling for him? Well, don't fret as there are ways on how to capture his heart.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Acai berries are very well known for the various benefits it provides the body; until this present date it is considered as the best amazon fruit. Aside from being a super fruit it also contains a great antioxidant value of 330 ORAC. Nowadays, there are many Acai berry supplements available and for health conscious individuals it is very ideal to add an acai supplement in your every day food intake. Among the supplements that has Acai berry as the primary ingredient, only Acai Force XT has the ability to deliver the promise of weight loss and gaining a healthy body and a well toned muscles. So for those men who are aiming to have ripped abs and muscular bodies that has no harmful side effects, this supplement is perfect for you.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Rapid weight loss for men is essential in order for them to look good physically, feel better, have increased energy and to improve their long term health forecast. With the right kind of food losing weight is very much achievable, although it is a known fact that dieting can be hard, even if the determination to lose weight is present.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
The best way to a successful healthy weight loss for men is by changing your eating habits for the long term, that´s why it´s very vital to take some time in thinking what you are aiming for. There are many reasons for weight loss undertaking; it´s probably your health, your self esteem or your looks. Whatever it may be, having a clear idea of what you really want will help you to focus in achieving your goals, thus making it your priority.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
For individuals who are conscious about their well being it is a good idea to include an acai supplement in your daily meal plan. Among the long list of body building supplements Acai Force XT stands as the champion and the most effective one. This high quality product is specifically designed to give men ripped abs and muscular body in a safe and effective manner.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
For men, life can never be more fulfilling than to have a lean and mean body with well toned, ripped abs. Everyday, there are lots of searches in the internet for the best diet for men to lose weight and get ripped in no time. Surely, you might have also searched for a diet plan that can help you lose weight once in your life.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Getting rid of belly fat is an issue that not only women are concerned about. Even men are concerned about the excess weight that they carry in their middle. There is nothing unusual with getting rid of belly fat for men, especially when they are already in their 30s or 40s. If you are one of those who are starting to develop a pear-shaped belly, then it is about time you take steps to bring back the lean stomach you once had.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Are you tired of seeing your beer gut everyday and you want to start looking like a real man? You need not search the internet for solutions that do not really solve anything; it is time that you learn more about Acai Force Max. With this weight loss supplement, you need not totally rely on mens weight loss diet plans just to have the kind of body that real men are supposed to have.
Jackie Edward Spivey
October 31, 2009
Music critics overwhelmingly hated the genre, and mainstream listeners generally avoided it because of its strangeness.
Jackie Edward Spivey
October 31, 2009
Music and education have always gone hand in hand, stimululating growth and creativity.
Joseph Raglione
October 31, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, Sarah Jackson Han has information dealing with the Guantanamo Prison detainees. Personally, I believe that keeping Uyghurs in prison at Guantanamo simply because they were refugees from China, was an extreme travesty of both justice and human rights.......
Frank A. Hilario
October 31, 2009
Big things come in small packages.
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
Marriage is a life time commitment, it is where couples exchange vows in front of the altar. In this sacrament we would be blessed by the church. Behind the sacrament we tend to look for counselors sometimes for us to be able to seek for what we call marriage help. We all know that having a married life is not that easy. We have to adjust, spend time to reflect and realize on some things that we know we really should spend time on thinking about.
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
We all know everything starts with friendship. With this we have to make sure of what we really feel towards a certain person. We have to determine if what we really feel is true or just infatuation. BUt nowadays, if you really like someone we are setting certain goals for that, and one of those is making him fall in love with you. So do you already know how to make him fall in love with you?
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
Love usually requires, a pinch of understanding, a spoonful of caring and a cup of trust. Now without these main ingredients or may we say main seasonings, love can't be love and can't be true as what we expect it to be. How can you make him fall in love with you again? If all you know of doing is to judge him or get angry with him all the time? You should really learn how to be patient, not all the people would know and understand everything so atleast try to voice out and explain, and it would be better to show them through your actions.
James Woolley
October 31, 2009
This article talks about how Michael McIntyre quickly established himself as one of the best stand-up comedians in the UK.
Gianluca D'Agostino
October 30, 2009
after the video ended she made the most UNspontaneous speech ever made. If she picked up a paper sheet and read it up she probably would have made her reading less evident.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
Youthful appearance can be retained by exercise and eating healthy, aside from that, even if there is nothing we can do to stop the beginning of the aging cycle, there are certain ways an individual can take to hold back the onset of aging. Anti aging nutritional supplements in conjunction with antioxidants have the ability to delay the start of the aging process. This is due to the reason that antioxidants fight free radicals that attack your immune system and makes you more vulnerable to aging and various infections.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
Aging is not just all about having wrinkles, it also involves occurrence such as decreased brain function, memory loss, and an escalating chances of an individual acquiring chronic diseases like osteoporosis, heart disease, and cancer. Many researches have acknowledged the connection between a healthy diet for anti aging and deterrence of chronic diseases.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
As we grow old our skin and physical appearance changes. The onset of the aging cycle can´t be manipulated no matter how hard an individual tries. In the past, there are different kinds of creams which are used in order to hide wrinkles, while they are effective for the purpose, they only function up to a certain extent, and they just hide the problem. Face lifts look artificial and are very expensive and painful. Now, a breakthrough research has come upon a new discovery that may address this issue. Pure ResVer, is a product that contains red wine extract which acts as an antioxidant that can deter aging.
Frank A. Hilario
October 30, 2009
The fastest carbon sink on earth, and you can find it in your farm, field, or backyard garden
M.E. Garza
October 29, 2009
Headlines and biomedical stock developments from BioMedReports.Com
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Being an alpha male is really important. If you look and act like a real man people would see the real person inside you. However, looking like a real man is not that easy. You need to be determined to pursue your goal to be an alpha male in the society.